1. (Source: grootmccute, via orangeis)

     
  2. (via orangeis)

     
  3. (Source: emmmilysworld, via langleav)

     
  4. (Source: mrgolightly, via joshpeck)

     

  5. khione:

    *accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*

    (Source: tsav, via pizza)

     
  6. shaxaphone:

    It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

    (Source: perfect, via pizza)

     
  7.  
  8.  

  9. "I wonder if your chest ever aches at the sound of my name the same way mine does whenever I hear yours."
    — (via the-psycho-cutie)

    (via pizza)

     
  10. deadeliving:

    Me every time a develop any sort of feeling towards humans

    (Source: angryblackman, via joshpeck)

     
  11. jodeine:

    how a relationship should b

    (Source: senseiyunglord, via koalatea)

     
  12. lilfagbitch:

    "We are all, everyone in this room, so fortunate."

    FUCKING QUEEN. SHE UNDERSTANDS HER PRIVELAGE AND SHINES LIGHT ON LESS PRIVILEGED PEOPLE.

    (Source: queen-angelina, via joshpeck)

     
  13. gallifrey-feels:

    zzazu:

    britney2007spears:

    joebarborak:

    thepurdypurdy:

    THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

    To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

    Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

    In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

    The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

    The people that work there really don’t care.

    u lived in a k-mart

    This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

    you deserve a book deal and a movie just for the phrase ‘marts both k and wal’ 

    (via what-the-hells-going-on)

     

  14. callmeoutis:

    armorgan66:

    hints-of-sarcasm:

    There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

    I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

    image

    thank you director fury

    (via what-the-hells-going-on)

     
  15. hobotrashsebastian:

    True Alpha Scott McCall

    (via what-the-hells-going-on)